"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
Casey Stengel


Tuesday, December 21, 2010

amar fakhry

makin hari lu makin brani!
makin hari gua ddk dgn lu,
gua rase lebih seram.

"naa, hantu pakcik naaa"
"naa, hantuuuu naa, takut naa"
"naa, ayo na, hntu na.tuuuu"

pehh gua suspek mata lu mmg hebat.
kesian lu amar.

ps: lu org jgn berani2 duk sensorg dgn amar.
2ps: better duk sensorg dr berdua dgn amar.
3ps: gua sarankan, jgn tgl solat.
*tak masuk topic.
hahah bye :)

announcement

err im bz fr this moment.
i have deactivated my FB.
"whoaaa"
bak kata mama.
so, anything just cntct me
thru my phne okayy :)

ps: dpt ilham utk deactivate FB.
2ps: gua mimpi inche fathul khabir.
3ps: gua kan budak baik, so gua nk
study utk SPM ahaks. :D
4ps: ATIQAH ZAN 9A+ SPM'11.

amiinnnn ~

Saturday, December 11, 2010

calculator

gua kan anak rajin,
tgh bz2 nk siapkan add,
ttbe calculator hilang.

maka gua cr dgn bersungguh2.

lek eleeee,
nyorok bwh bed rupenye.
tknk kasi aku siapkan
hw add la tu.
bijak sungguh :D

syampu .

rambut gua makin hari
makin wangi.
makin lembut.
makin cantik.

lu org tau knp?
sbb gua gne PANTENE.
ahaks, try la :D

new hobby

now gua dh jumpa hobby baru,
which is:

NGET2 di COFFEE BOYS.
lu org prnh try ke?
elehhhhhh

:)

gua sakit perut.
bye :D

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

gumbiraaaa



yayyy!
gua happy sekaraaanggg :)

syukraaan Ya Allahhhh :)

YOU.


don't say a word.
i won't listen.
thank you and sorryyy :)

F.A.A.

youuuuu!
i just hate you.
atleast fr now.

Ya Allah, do soften my heart.
:(

announcement paling mahal

gua pakai handphone buruk je.
hp peninggalan kakak gua.
and now,
hp tu speaker rosak.
maka kalau lu org ade call gua tk angkat,
jgn menangis dan merajuk ye.
gua tk salah.
pi salahkan speaker tu.

p/s: gua tgh nk suruh ayah gua
beli hp baru.
2p/s: gua tgh fikir idea paling mahal
mcmane nk pujuk ayah gua.
3p/s: ADIK GUA PAKAI NOKIA C3. gua pon pakai
SE C903 buruk. huhhh-.-'

pepantai

"jum gi muar."
abah bersuara sayup2 dr arah dapur.

"hah? muar? set. wait abah.
tak mandi lg HAHAHA"
the time shown was 8p.m.

gua dgn segera mandi dan bersiap.
tinggallah adik gua
(syiqin zan) yg lmbt bersiap.
kura2 boleh gelakkan kalau tgk
dia bersiap.

maka sampailah kami di tanjung.
ada apa?
ada laut je.
amar kata:
"anaaaaa, airrrrr, nantek, manyaaaak"
thats so common la amarrrr.
u still sweet ;)
mcm kakak u :D

after that kami pon mkn.
mi bandung.
wahaha dh lama seh tk mkn
mi bandung.
memalam plk tu mmg menggemukkan.
*err, saya mmg dh gemuk HAHA.

and now, sampaila di rumah.
end.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

OMG

oh maaaaaaaaann,
mama is stalking.
mama now is reading my bloooogggg.
hehe,
happy reading ma :D

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

COWvsDOG

amar duduk atas pangku gua.
time ni dlm kereta.
mama tgh nk msk parking kat
porch rumah.
tibe2,

"anaaaa, dog! anaa dog!"
si amar dgn yakin sekali berhujah.

"huh? mane mane? mane amar?"
gua cari dgn semangatnye kot la
ttbe that dog nk kejar ke an.

"tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
amar memuncungkan mulutnya.
gua pndg straight thru mulut amar.

"eh amar. dh tk kenal mane satu
cow mane satu dog eh?
kemain besar gemuk cow tu kau bantai dog."

amar yg tapaham menjawab
"cow? tu cow? hehe"
hmm tkpe la amar.
nasib baik kau masih tau tu binatang,
kut kalau ttbe kau belasah tu plane
mau pengsan aku.
ttbe bole ade plane blkg umah gua yg pnh
dgn pokok kelapa sawit tu
hahahaha

amarrrr, u're so sweeet laaaa :)

Monday, November 15, 2010

additionalmathematics:D

harini gua baru nk berangan start buat
hw add.
baru ingat nk print sbb dh
terhilangkan.
tp rasenye bkn hilang, ade org terambil xtra tu.
hailaaa sedih.
btw,thnks pika,
sungguh terhutang budi la :D

tibe tibe,
mood gua dirobek.
printer habis ink.
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
ABAHHHH, CEPAT KASI REFILLLLLL!
:D
gua baru tunjuk gua anak mithali
sbb nk siapkan hw add.

bagus an? hikhik.
gnite :D

Saturday, November 13, 2010

SKYLINE :)

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A LOVE STORY.

gua ckp sama lu,
this muvi was so boringg.
sorry la to abg cinema,
u'all sweep la hall 2 tu ye.
gua dh terbaling popcorn dlm
kuantiti yg agak byk sbb
muvi bosaaaaan HAHA.
selamat bertugas ye abg cinema :D

p/s rasenye entry this time focus on abg cinema.
2p/s sorry abg cinema.
3p/s tp sweet gak haha
4p/s gua bole bg 2.35 stars out of 10.ihikihik.
baik an gua? :D

2nd day.

warrrggghh harini gua
second day bejot!
mood melompat2
kejap emo kejap ok.
end.

5JUJUR:)

"tiqaazan!! kau nx year classmate aku!
saing tauuuu ;p dh ade deskie?"
gua yg terkejut terbangak
dek jeritan tu(ade rase wanted sikit) blur2 la tanye,
"oh ye?kelas apa?"

(gua dh angkat2 kening)
"kita 5J. haha"
dan gua pon tersenyum sambil
mentranslate ape yg ade dlm fikiran.

"hailoh2, susah2 naik kls, ttbe trn blk huahuahua.
ah bajet gua kesah? gua pon bole
dpt 9A+ la!
just wait and see!"

Saturday, November 6, 2010

datuk kesayangan :)

serangkap pantun khas buat atuk:

haji abu nama diberi,
duduk bersila di atas kerusi,
tak kisahlah malam mahupun pagi,
jika tersenyum nampaklah gigi.

wahh atuk!
angah mmg hebat buat pantun drastik .
hahaha.
knp ttbe kasi entry pasal atuk?
sbb atuk best kot.
atau,
sbb atuk handsome?
mungkin,
sbb atuk penyayang?
ke ada benda lain ni?
ha ha ha.

td ade bday party kt rumah
banglo atuk yg tersergam indah.
begitu gamat sekali suara riuh sane sini.
tp atuk senyap je.
atuk layan sikit2 je abah cerita.

tapi!

tanpa disedari tetiba,


"angah, angah ade tulis kat blog pasal
atuk angah ni kaya eh?"
tk psl2 atuk aku brtanya.


"huh? tulis kat blog? atuk kaya? angah ke yg tulis?
sejak bila atuk pndi ber-blog2 ni? peliknya tuk.
atuk tau plk angah ade blog. ehh bahaya atuk ni."
gua dh rase lain mcm.


"habis tu siapa yg tulis kt blog yg atuk ni kaya?"
sambil tersengih2.


"eh tak la tuk, angah tk prnh kasi entry psl atuk."


sekali tk psl2 atuk aku gelak.

lehh, rupe2nye dia saje nk kenakan aku.

saje nk kasi tau yg dia kaya.

yela tuk, atuk mmg kaya.

kaya dgn lawak.

thats y angah syg atukkkkkk :D


nx time ye angah post gmbr atuk.
haha tk smpt la now ;p

ADDITIONAL MATHEMATCS

gua sayang gila lu wahai ADD;)

mengapa?

kerana:

1) ranking gua jatuh.
2) gua kene marah.
3) gua malu dgn dr sendiri.

cukup ah 3 alasan paling munasabah.
gua harap lain kali tk berulang lagi.

prefects dinner 2010



STARLIT WALK.
THE NIGHT WHEN THE STAR SHINES THE BRIGHTEST.
DATE: 29th OCT 2010
VENUE: THISTLE HOTEL, JB
TIME: 8.00 - 11.00 P.M.
THEME: KEBAYA

dan mlm tu mmg agak penat.
still meriah.
menyeronokkan.
menghiburkan.
thanks to all prefects yg
ade tlg menolong:)
thanks to all teachers and
of coz our BONDA ;p

kebaya gua time tu mmg
baru siap one day b4 the due.
haha nasib baik sempat.
terima kasih wahai kak tailor ;p

everything has done.
thanks a lot too to the Thistle,
may we see again next time.

tp an, gua takesah la all that.
yg pntg gua dpt snap dgn kete mewah
HAHAHAHA.
jap eh,










Wednesday, September 15, 2010

diet

sebelum balik cuti,
time puase kt sekolah
gua mmg ttbe jd slim.
nmpk a KURUS sikit.
gua suka a,
happy dol.
trimakasih RAMADAN.

ps; 1st day gua mkn ketupat rendang.
2ps; 2nd day pon lbh kurg.
3ps; 3rd day dh ade opn hse.
4ps; seterusnya pon same pnh dgn opn hse.
5ps; now gua tgh tension berat bdn dh naik
secara menggila tnpa dipaksa.

along: ngah, lu gemuk skrg. penat aku tgk
angah: dh along ingat angah doa ke mlm2 nk gemuk?
along: haha meh along cabar, by nx month kalau kau trn 10kg,
along bg rm100.*sigh
angah: oh kau main cabo ye. gua akan pastikan gua bole trn lebih dr tuu.
gua suka kalau bab2 duit ni. tau a lu skrg kaye an.
along: bgs bgs, nnt org tk confuse lg dah kau along . HAHA
angah: dgn sukahatinye aku menyahut cbrn.

maka secara rasminya gua dh start
mendietkan diri gua pd mlm ini.
yehaaaaaaaaaa.

Monday, September 6, 2010

propose

along,
tadi ade abg kedai jual baju
propose along kat mama.
budus punye abe tu.
gua layaan je.
nasib baik ramadan,
kalau tak,
dh lame gua campak
abe tu msk longkang.
bgs jugak longkang tgh deras,
hujan plk tu.

gua tahaaaan je long.

p/s along, lu tau an gua helplesshopeless
sikit bende2 mcmni.
2p/s mmg abe tu aku rase nk tunjal kepala, tak tau maluu.
3p/s suare abe tu mcm nk kasi tau
kat satu bangunan tu. membara ni.

sekeras2 hati gua pon,
rupe2nye gua mmg bole
tahan hati gua yg tgh panas tadi.

alhamdulillaaahh ;)

Sunday, September 5, 2010

tension

gua tabole tahan la
kalau flu menjenguk
menziarahi gua
tiap2 bulan.
pergilah kauu,
wahai fluuuuuu!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

great

Align Center
YA ALLAH,
help me to stop my tears
from falling AGAIN,
and yes,
AL-FATIHAH

may ble blessed by ALLAH;)

when ALLAH took him yesterday;(

yes people wud just shock and all.
shut n silent.
i was in the car when i got
a message from my kawan
said that ustaz was gone.ALREADY.

its so fast that the lamborghini still
couldnt beat.

he is ahmad akhtar.
a practical teacher from utm.
supposed to be in stf fr 2 months
and yes, hes not here anymore.
not even in the same world.

ha,
people surely will miss ur voice,
ur act and all,
since every nite ustaz yg lead
terawih,
every zuhur pon ustaz join kdg2 jd imam.
and nobody expected to get this sad news.

so,
together we believe and pray for him,
let him be fine there.
we just have to remember,
ALLAH loves him more more more,
more than ALLAH loves us.

so that,
AL-FATIHAH

Thursday, August 12, 2010

12august2010

alongggggggg!

happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to Along,
happy birthday to youuuuuu:D

heyya sis,
happy birthday,
do study smart
n luck will be everywhere.
do remember;
U'RE GREAT!(pretend)
may ALLAH bless.

insyaAllah :D

ramadann

and its about to begin fasting again.
yes alhamdulillah dpt jumpa rmdn lagi.
syukran syukran.

but then this year mcm tk berapa HOYEYH!
since along tade kt umah.
bole dikira bosan ke tu?
tak kot,
LONG, NI SAJE2 BUAT ENTRY.
along,
since u tade kat umah.
aku pon dh tak reti nk shopping.
kut kalau g KINI tu pon
bukan ade bende sgt.
jalan sorg2 pon mcm org tkde tujuan.

nt if nk beli baju raya,
kasut, tudung, ah wtv la yg
beranaksaudarakan raya tu,
aku tak tau nk pilih cemana.
ye la kan selama ni kau yg guide.
kau je yg bole bg decision.
huahuahua:D

eh ni apasal masuk pasal along?
dh dh,
yg penting nk baik dmam.
bye :D

oh na na :(

inilah penangannya.
sape suruh hari2 cakap psl demam.
hah amik kau!
now dh demam tahap linang air mata.
mengalir ngalr tak stop.

again, extend cuti.
err, act mc smpi hari khamis je.
but then demam makin teruk
tahap tk ingat.
hailoh hailoh.

poneng den.
tdo dulu a
gnite :D

Sunday, August 8, 2010

demam ;(


yeah yeah happy.
happy bcoz am home.
happy jumpa mama abah abid amar.

but then, amar.
kenapa amar demam?
maka kenapa virus itu perlu tersangkut kat aku?
dan apabila perkara ini
terjadi, kepalabole pusing2.
hidung tersumbaat.
temp bole reach 38++.
huhhhhh:(

maaa, tak balik sekolah lg.
maaf, ampun cikgu2.
takde niat nak ponteng.
tapi mmg skrg dh sampai tahap
kepala-pusing-tahap-kene-hentam-dgn-roller coaster.

doakan kesihatan sayaaa,

MARIA SYAFIQAH, yeah i do tc of myself.
thnks babe.











Friday, August 6, 2010

monthly test ;)

yahoooo! habis exam.
YES!
addmaths paper was the last one.
it was quite easier than before.
HUAHUA.
hopefully i can get all As
even i dont think its gonna be so easy
with just talking!

and im home now.
HAPPY tahap terguling2.
best gila beb.

rindu mama abah abid amar.
ALONG!
I MISS U TOO LA SIS;)

good luck on ur studies
and future undertakings.
p/s USA is waiting fr you, ya know.

so now, nk lepak je kot kt umah.
nk ajak mama g bookshop.
nk beli buku:)

bye :D

Saturday, July 17, 2010

sadness

er salam.
friends,
i wasnt selected fr the top 20.
maybe sedih.
ahh mmg sedih gila2 pon.
frust gila tk dpt.
rase malu gilaaaa.
malu to myself,
malu to stf ,
n malu to everything.
i was like.
hah? i tak terpilih?
hmm sedih yg teramat now ni.
just need ya all prayers.
just to let me be myself.
bcoz i hate what im doing now.
i wasnt selected.
sheeshhhhh sumpaaah sedih.
rase mcm tknk involve lgsg dgn jslc ni
from start.
frustated.
yeaaahh! i just cant make it.

but then i believe ,
maybe im not a leader of johore,
but then,
insyaAllah,
i'll be the leader of malaysia!
who knows, rite?
amiinn:)

now i just have to FOCUS.
on my studies.
yes im getting to success,
EASILY EFFORTLESSLY!
AMIINN YA ALLAH.

to all, im sorry sbb tak
dpt top20.
yeah my bad.
doakan saya tabah dan kuat!:D
insyaAllah :)

Friday, July 9, 2010

JOHORE STUDENT LEADERS CONGRESS :D

hye guys.
seems like dh lame gila tk kasi entry.
bcoz im quite bz.
not quite but definitely bz.
huuhuu :D
btw, on 5-7th of july,
i was a representative with two
other friends of STF.
we got to attend a seminar or sesi
pemilihan for future leaders
of ISKANDAR JOHOR MALAYSIA.
all schools in johore ade wakil all were about
80+ students la.
we stayed at UTM fr 3days.
during our 3days there,
we're being profiled by many people,
which i dont know who till now.
but got one profesor yg lead profiling ni,
which is PROF MADYA DR SYED SHAFEQ.
hes very great like whooaa!
btw, hes a psychologist.
i gotta behave like im a leader there.
and the language used was
ENGLISH.ALL.THE.WAY.
hehe,
for ur information,
i was selected to be in top30 students!
i was like, huaaaa!
then i have to proceed to he next session,
which i have to present a work,
TITLE: GREEN LIVING-FUTURE LIFESTYLES OF MALAYSIANS.
its not hat bad.
so this coming monday is the day.
(12 julai)
got a presentation, individual interview session n
grouping interview session.
so my friends, do pray for me,
if i can get in top20 students,
i will get:
1 school uniform yg lain dr students biasa.
2 a sijil from sultan johor.
3 gonna have high tea with sultan johor n menteri besar.
4 the most bonus is I CAN GO TO GERMANY OR FRANCE!
yes!
i'm getting in top 20 students easily effortlessly!
thanks ya allah!:D

Saturday, June 19, 2010

why it must be a lawyer? :D

If I am able to pass the necessary examinations to go to a University, I would like to read law and afterwards spend two years in an office training to be a solicitor.
There are several reasons for my choice. Firstly, I want to read law, because it is a subject which has always interested me. In many ways, it is similar to History which I have always liked at school. For a law degree, laws made by man right back to Roman times have to be studied. A slight knowledge of Latin is also required and this, too, is a subject which I like.
Secondly, as a fully qualified solicitor, there would be a great variety of jobs available to me. There are always vacancies for young solicitors in general practice. Many Government Departments employ solicitors as town clerks and legal advisers. There are a great many openings in industry too. Most large firms have legal departments to advise on patents, copyrights and general legal procedure.
In these days of high prices and high cost living, most of us wish to earn as much money as we can, to provide the good things of life for ourselves and our families. We also want to educate our children in the best possible way. All this needs money, which, as a solicitor in any of the different spheres open to me, I could easily earn. We rarely see a poor solicitor, because the law is not subject to slumps or declining trade or things of that kind. As long as there are people, there will be a need for lawyers, to settle differences to make wills, to draw up housing contracts, to protect the innocents and to punish the guilty. Therefore, as a solicitor, I would have a secure and well-paid job.
Finally, in whatever branch of the law I work, I shall always be in contact with people and their fascinating human problems. to be with books or figures or machines, all day long would, for me, be very dull and monotonous, because I want to work with and for human beings. As a solicitor, I would be able to do this.

Monday, June 14, 2010

The A-Team yang hoyeyh!

melaka mall, MBO.

di kaunter;
aku; kak, the karate kids.
kak X; full dik. tp pukul 10.30 ade la.
aku; cikja, cemana?
cikja; the A-team pon bole laa.

maka pada mlm itu kami berlapan
(cikja, pmn mus, along, aku, jiha, abid, haziq, dn iman)
pon menyaksikan muvi A-TEAM.

mmg syioooook!

smbil mkn2 popcorn yg tanpa disedari aku lah yg menghabiskannya
wakakaka.

maka jgn lepaskan peluang untuk
menyaksikan muvi THE A-TEAM
di pawagam kerana muvi
ini boleh la tahan kesyokkan nya:D

tontonkan!:D


cikja, along n jiha

jiha yang seraaabut HAHA

cuzins yang hoyeyh!


the best driver ever!:D(mus)

haziq yg aaww HAHA


along jiha aku

Saturday, June 12, 2010

MJ 12

malam tu mmg giga sejuk.
tera gigil.
dh deal dgn wafiqah(bedmate)
nak dgr MJ 12(misteri jam 12).

dgr kat radio je. tapi radio singapore.
memandangkan stf dekat dgn sg,
maka sesedap manggis la dpt siaran.

tepat pukul 12,
intro mmg gaban seraam.
aku dh jerit jerit.
wafiqah senyap je.
tak taula maybe wafiqah yg berani
atau aku yg mmg sebenarnya pengecut.

cerita start. DJ KC nama dia.
best la jugaak dia ceritaa.
time tu dh lights off.
juniors sah2 la dh tdo.
tgl aku n wafiqah je yg bangang2 sanggup tk tdo
lg sbb nk dgr MJ12.

tgh syok2 dgr, ttbe mmg ade part seram gila
tahap tak ingat.
aku jerit sekuat hati.
tapi wafiqah senyap je.
aku pandang dia...

SHIT. dh tdo mangkuk ni.
patut statik.
taulaa weather sejuk.
hampeh punya kawan.

lepastu esoknya mmg wafiqah kene maki ngan akuu
HAHAHA.

motif: nk kasi tau yg act aku ni berani jugak
dgr cerita seram mlm2 sorg2.
motif2: saje nak kasi tauu, prefect spt aku bawak mp3 g skola.
haha ampuunnn :D



congratulations sister!

di rumah nenenda ade kenduri kesyukuran. abid(adik gua) bawak surat dr rumah.

mama: along, tu ada surat! go and check.
along: ala maa, sabar la. malas. bukan surat ape ponn.
mama: hekele, tengok jelaa(mama gua mmg rock)
along: aduiii. ngengade a.
mama senyap malas nak layan.
seketika kemudiaaannnn,

along: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA! ALONG DAPAT TAWARAN MARAA! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:DDD

mama yg tgh bz tlg kemas2 umah nenek yg baru selesai kenduri terpinga2 kelam tapaham.

mama: hah? apa?tawaran apa?
along: maaaa, along dpt tawaran MARA maaa. dpt fly USA maaaaa. course yg along nak maaa.
mama: ya allah. ye ke along? (tinggalkan pinggan mangkuk jap)
along: ye ma ye ma(lompat lompat gedik)
mama: congratulation alongg,

lepas tu along mmg dh hilang ngan phne dia duk calling sahabat handai.

aku cek surat tu, ye along dpt fly USA. course yg mmg dia nk. ACTUARIAL SCIENCE. tp after a year kat UNITEN, then baru fly.

eh, ni nak kasi tau teah. aku cari phne, sekali tak jumpa, rupenye kat along dia duk call kawan dia gne phne aku, hampeh punya kakak. cred tade tapayah la gne cred akuu. nasib baik jiwa aku lembut time tu. hmm pape la along. yang penting kau mmg hebat. TAHNIAAAHH ye along. good luckkk :D



along and faiz

Thursday, June 10, 2010

NUR HANISAH IZZATI ABD HALIM:D



hey nisa,
ive been missing u
harder and harder.
hey my vampire,
hey my toothfairy :D

i love youu la my deaarrr.

nisa, i wont bother if u nk
teruskan dgn pencarian centaur
to drive u all the way u want.
coz i noe that ure still
KEBUDAK BUDAKAN
HAHAHA:D

to have you is just
to have my 2nd mom
ya know!

hani, addmath teacher, nisa,
IWAAAAFFFFYYOOUUUU:D






OMG MY DENTIST!

"hello, i wanna make an
appoinment to see dr. tasnaien.
oh, nurul atiqah mohd zan.
yes, she had come before.
3.30p.m?
yes alright, thanks a lot"
(kononkononnya mcm tu laa)

(dlm bilik doctor)
doc: yes atiqah, howwa u?
me: yes im fine doc.
doc: so, it's about to have an operation, right?
me: haa yaa yaah(dh tau lagi mau tanya!)
doc: so, we shud start at 3.40pm
me: ha alright.

(5minutes later)
doc: atiqah, ready?
me: pretty yes(heart pumps palpitately)

_____________________________

maka pembedahan terus dijalankan sehingga ke waktu yg tidak pasti.

sesampai di rumahh.

mama! sakit laaaaa, u said tak rase ape2.
haiyaaaaaa tahan leleh je time kene operate tauu!
bius pon time injection tu still
rase!

lantas aku asyik ditukargantikan saja
segala mcm benda dlm mulut.

maka, sahabat handai, jagalah tubuh badan gigi dan mulut anda.
jgn sampai ianya perlu dioperate.
kerana sesungguhnya,
perasaan anda akan tak tentu hala
dan kesakitan itu akan menyebabkan anda tak lalu makan!

:D



Wednesday, June 9, 2010

FORMSPRING

disebabkan ramai yang
selalu bertanyakan
tentang kewujudan
formspring aku,

(mungkin rindu atau mungkin juga saya wanted)

maka type la;
http://www.formspring.me/tiqaahebat

dapatkan saya segera!

kenapa?

kenapa?
kenapa kau demam?
kenapa kau flu?

semua disebabkan adinda ku
MUHAMMAD AMAR FAKRY!
kau nk demam n flu
sorg2 dhlaa,
tapayah jemput org lain join.
haiyaa,
"TITI TAK ATE, WENG"

SORRY AMARR, ly:D

maka dgn ini dimaklumkan bahawa:
AKU DEMAM N FLU TAHAP GIGA
TAK SELESA.
terima kasih;p

Sunday, June 6, 2010

2010, 6th OF JUNE

peeps.
hello hye hei.
yeah yeah my birthday.
thnks fr the wishers.
have just shown that ya all
do remember me.
love ya all .
bye :D

Sunday, April 18, 2010

kawankawan

heyya.
i now u miss me.
yes yes thanks.
kepada sesiapa di luar sana
yg begitu merinduiku,
harap bersabar,
kerana sesungguhnya aku;

1) bz dgn mid term.
2) bz study add.
3) bz nk jadi fully hebat.

maka, jika anda bersedih,
hapuskan air mata segera.

kerana jgn bimbang, saya pon rindu andaa.

er? merepek.

LAMAA

begitu lama tak berBLOG-BLOGGING.

rasa rindu hadir,
sedih pun datang,
gembira apatah lagi,

akhirnya dapat jugak menghadap laptop.
waaaa:D

Saturday, March 20, 2010

pemalas

aku begitu malas menyiapkan
HOMEWORK.
mengapa?
kerna kau pemalas.

homework masih di dalam beg.
mengapa?
kerna sekali lg kau pemalas.

kenapa aku malas sgt ni?
KERNA KAU MMG
PEMALAS!

atiqahzan, jiwa lu keras!

HAHA creds to cik ijaa :)

lesbo...



AMNI ABD GHAPAR
apa kau ni?
kau kan tough!
kan aku dh kata,
watpe nk layan boys.
BOYS'RE STUPID.
SOME MEN TOO :)
do throw rocks at them.
HAHAHA



Friday, March 19, 2010

MYDIN MALL MELAKA;)







sumpah penat gila kejar
kau kat mydin mall tadi.

aku prefer kene lari compund sekolah
tu even 5round ponn.

tidaaaaaak, kau sungguh
bebas menghilangkan diri.

mls dh nk cite.

hari ini aku ingin;
memboikotmemanipulasi
muhammad amar fakhri.

rasakan! sebentar lagi!













facts;)


saya begitu berminat dgn LAW,
maka, jika anda ingin menipu,
saya memberi kebenaran.
tetapi ingat!
hanya tipu sunat sahaja.
terima kasih :)

maaf ;)



err maaf kepada mana mana
lelaki yg terasa,
aku hanya bergembira
mengcopy paste
pics tersebut lantas
ianya tersemat indah di blog aku.

but then, these nowadays,
aku mmg hopeless and heartless
la bila cakap pasal lelaki.
HA HA HA;D
AGAIN, SORRY :)

cuti yg tak berapa syok.

setelah beberapa hari di rumah,
makan, tido, online,
sambil menyiapkan hw yg menggunung,
akhirnya kini,
tanpa disedari oleh ramai pihak,
terutamanya pelajar sekolah,
bahawa cuti semakin habis.

ya, hari ini sudah jumaat,
di mana lusa adalah ahad dan perlu
pulang ke sekolah sebelum pukul 6p.m.
sebelum pak/mak guard yg begitu
berwibawa itu menutup gate STF
yg cukup besar lg berat itu.

maka dgn ini, saya,
NURUL ATIQAH MOHD ZAN,
pelajar tingkatan 4Tegas,
Sekolah Tun Fatimah JB,
ingin mengumumkan dan mengisytiharkan
bahawa homework saya,
yg dibekalkan oleh para guru cemerlang STF,
masih 3/4 belum disentuh.

hanya subjects kegemaran saya sahaja
yg diberi perhatian iaitu;
CHEM,BIO,BM,BI,PAI,SEJ
maaf kpd guru2 subj lain kerana
subjets anda memerlukan daya otak kira2
yg sgt byk.
sesungguhnya,
SAYA TIDAK BEGITU BERMINAT DGN
SUBJEK KIRA KIRA.
sekian wassalam;)

err sebelum itu,
SELAMAT PULANG KE SEKOLAH YE
KAWAN KAWAN ! :D

Thursday, March 18, 2010

resipi baruu

hari ini aku masak.
disebabkan lauk kenduri smlm tk habes,
so mama kata arini mkn lauk tu je.
aku pon okayy la,
tapi untuk dinner,
aku mcm bosan mkn ayam tu kan,
so aku teringat resipi yg
telah ayah aku laksanakan beberapa thn yg lalu,
di mana;

1) pecahkan sebiji telur.(sukati la byk mana pon).
2) pukul telur sehingga sebati.
3) goreng telur.
4) ceduk nasi dr periuk.
5) hancurkan telur yg telah siap digoreng
tadi bersama dgn nasi.
5) buka peti sejuk(atau dimana mana) dan ambil segenggam
serunding daging yg kaler dia mcm kelam hitam tu.
6) gaulkan sekali ngan nasi dan telur sebentar tadi.
7) makan dan nikmatilah.

resipi ini telah dilancarkan oleh ayah aku yg hebat
lg berwibawa itu ketika ketiadaan ibu
di rumah. lantas, ayah dan kami2 merangkap
anak2 kesayangannya yg sdg kelaparan,
meminta ayah menyediakan sesuatu.
ayah yg agak kebingungan, meminta aku
mengeluarkan bahan2 dr dlm fridge.

setelah itu, terhasillah satu resipi yg agak
nmpk mcm tak sdp, sbb figure nasi tu
after siap dimasak mmg tak menyelerakan,
tapi,

RASE MMG SEDAP.
abah kata;
"ni laa makanan paling sedap time abah kerja
kat perancis dulu."
HAHAHA kami yg mls nk layan, terus menghabiskan
suapan sehingga licin.

jgn malu dan segan untuk mencuba.
SEMOGA BERJAYA! :)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

RASYID'S 17th BIRTHDAYY :)
















happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to MUHAMMAD NUR RASYID,
happy birthday to youu:)

weh, adakah kau menyedari
bahawa kau sudah meningkat usia?
sesungguhnya tanpa aku sedari,
(maybe kau pon kot),
kau semakin tuaa.

and fr this year,
u got to study hard fr achieving
GOOD RESULT IN SPM.
amiiiin:)

may GOD bless haa :D

1st MONTHLY TEST

=.='
mcm tade mood nak cite.
tapi nak cite gakk.
HAHA.

exam yg br berlepas, maksud aku
berlangsung itu begitu SUCKS
sekali dgn kehadiran
markah markah atau lebih dikenali
sebagai RESULT.

lantas mama yg kehairanan melihat nombor nombor
yg tertera di atas kertas putih bertanya;

"angah, biar benar ni result angah? betul ke ni
angah yg take exam? or u tdo je time exam?
hmm buruk, busuk gila number."

kahkahkah aku yg agak terbangak tak tauu nak jawab apa
sbbnya aku pon tak begitu expect utk dpt
marks yg sebegitu teruk.

kawan kawan kata takpe,ni 1st test, bole try lagi.
lgponn aku tak study time nk exam ni.
konon kononnya busy. ha ha ha:D
abah just gelak gelak heartless je tgk marks akuu.

hish kadang kadang aku rase mcm bongok pulak
bila tgk result.rase mcm nk hentak
je kepala batu ni ke meja. haha
tak caye doe aku failed ADD.
waaaaa, i do admit that aku
mmg tak hebat mengiraa dr duluuuu.
tidaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk.

along, tolong aku,
ajarkanku,
ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS.

HA AH AH AH :DD

so, aku kan, dapat;
6A,1B,1C,1G.

gila bapak buruk.
dahh dahhh jgn gelakkan aku lagi,
bye salam:)

Friday, March 12, 2010

AMNI ABD GHAPAR

hari ini aku ingin
memboikotmemanipulasimendominasi
MANEK.

antara sebabnya;
i) time class PHYSICS manek taknak
hantarkan file.
ii) pinjam pencil aku then hilangkan sementara.
iii) sbb dia tak hantar aku pulang.

manek, aku pulang tepat 5 minit setelah
kau melangkahkan kaki meninggalkan
pejabat asramaaaa :(

MANEK, yg penting HAPPY HOLIDAYS okayy:D
take good care:)

Saturday, February 27, 2010

26th FEBRUARY 2010.



DEAR MAMA, happy 38th birthdayy! may ALLAH bless, do take good care of yourself, thanks for being a great mom. In 2010, may your life becomes even better. INSYAALLAH. thanks MAMAA :) yeahhh I DO LOVE YOUUU VERY MUCH!

2nd RESULT FOR THE ILLNESS

kawan kawan;
aku kann, tadi kann,
had a meeting with doctorr.
he said that;
u punya tulang belakang la sakit.
prnh ada gastrik?
demam ni.
u must relax, having pressure ke time at school?
ha ha ha aku tak tauu nk jawab apaa.
&& u noe what?
when sampai rumahh, abah ade kawan ni,
nama dia ibrahim lee abdullah.
chinese converted to islam.
never going to school but he got something
that nobody else could have.
maybe dia istimewa.
he can directly tgk urat or segala penyakit
yg kita tak nampak.
& then dia kasi urut.
OH MY GOD!
it was just so sakit tapi tak larat dh nak nanges.
then he said that;
hey, tulang you tertarik ke dalam laa, lari maa.
urat you semua berselirat.
semua berterabur.:D
then banyak angin laaa.
i got problem at;
buah pinggang.
tulang.
jantung.
all i can do was smiling n smliling.
penat bila dgr banyak penyakit.
sumpaaaahhhh penaaaaaat.
then tak boleh makan;
terung.
kicap.
ais.
siput sedut.
even aku tak tauu knapa dia kata mcm ni.
hmm takesahh a.
yang penting aku sakit.
takpe, CHIKA cakap ade hikmahh.
kan kan kan?
hmm apa lagi?
ohh now tgh demam,
sbb ade migrain, so sakit kepala je memanjang.
n now ubat jelaaa siang malam.
so, peeps, do take good care okayy.
dun let yourself sakit sakit.
so now, end!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

CPK !

hello guys.
hai hai hai.
aku tak tauu nk start dr mane.
i was like, ntahhhhhh.
speechless. ahh sume ada.
chief,p.o1&2,leadings,cadets.
cpks.

when i sampai je rumahh,
mcm biase a,
k amel dh sindir sindir.
ntah a, maybe dia still bengang.
n dgn kaki yg dengkot dengkot sakit ni.
surelaa dipandang lain mcm an.
last week, ayah ade bgtauu,
that he would not give permission to
get involved lagi dgn kadet laut.

ye laa, dh start sakit sana sakit sini.
tauu laa, mmg kene tough.
but kaki mmg urat bengkak.
urat ade problem.
tisu koyak.
ntah ape la lagi si tukang urut tu bebel.
tabole mkn kicap, and it will affect kat
buah pinggang.
tabole minum ais, then it will affect tulang.
tapi tak minum ais ponn.letak ais kat kaki
ade a kann.hmm ntah.
ayah wont sign surat tu maybe,
negative respond je before ni.
ahahahahaha now ni, setakat gelak je bole
tenangkan hati.

ahah. ayah said that after CNY tabole get involved
langsung ngan pkbm laut.
sedih tu ade. sbb dh 50% lalui bnda ni.
lega ade kot, sbb maybe nanti ayah dh tk sindir,
along pon will stop, maybe.
mama wont say anything la.
but mmg mama fully support whatever abah kata apa.

ahah i got lungs prob.
baru tauu last year.
n kalau pergi medical checkup
ngan KDSI maybe tak lepas.
i got asthma too. =.='
OH MY GOD!

and now, ayah yg tentukan everything.
and major percent will go beside him la kan.

so, i wont say anything,
bukan dh give up,
but cuma penat sikit.
surrounding punya pandangan yg
pelik gilaa. wardens, teachers,
n sape sape je lahh.

hey guys, sorry haa. but i'll try.
insyaallah. do pray for my health :)
thanks yaww.
assalamualaikum :D