"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
Casey Stengel


Saturday, June 19, 2010

why it must be a lawyer? :D

If I am able to pass the necessary examinations to go to a University, I would like to read law and afterwards spend two years in an office training to be a solicitor.
There are several reasons for my choice. Firstly, I want to read law, because it is a subject which has always interested me. In many ways, it is similar to History which I have always liked at school. For a law degree, laws made by man right back to Roman times have to be studied. A slight knowledge of Latin is also required and this, too, is a subject which I like.
Secondly, as a fully qualified solicitor, there would be a great variety of jobs available to me. There are always vacancies for young solicitors in general practice. Many Government Departments employ solicitors as town clerks and legal advisers. There are a great many openings in industry too. Most large firms have legal departments to advise on patents, copyrights and general legal procedure.
In these days of high prices and high cost living, most of us wish to earn as much money as we can, to provide the good things of life for ourselves and our families. We also want to educate our children in the best possible way. All this needs money, which, as a solicitor in any of the different spheres open to me, I could easily earn. We rarely see a poor solicitor, because the law is not subject to slumps or declining trade or things of that kind. As long as there are people, there will be a need for lawyers, to settle differences to make wills, to draw up housing contracts, to protect the innocents and to punish the guilty. Therefore, as a solicitor, I would have a secure and well-paid job.
Finally, in whatever branch of the law I work, I shall always be in contact with people and their fascinating human problems. to be with books or figures or machines, all day long would, for me, be very dull and monotonous, because I want to work with and for human beings. As a solicitor, I would be able to do this.

Monday, June 14, 2010

The A-Team yang hoyeyh!

melaka mall, MBO.

di kaunter;
aku; kak, the karate kids.
kak X; full dik. tp pukul 10.30 ade la.
aku; cikja, cemana?
cikja; the A-team pon bole laa.

maka pada mlm itu kami berlapan
(cikja, pmn mus, along, aku, jiha, abid, haziq, dn iman)
pon menyaksikan muvi A-TEAM.

mmg syioooook!

smbil mkn2 popcorn yg tanpa disedari aku lah yg menghabiskannya
wakakaka.

maka jgn lepaskan peluang untuk
menyaksikan muvi THE A-TEAM
di pawagam kerana muvi
ini boleh la tahan kesyokkan nya:D

tontonkan!:D


cikja, along n jiha

jiha yang seraaabut HAHA

cuzins yang hoyeyh!


the best driver ever!:D(mus)

haziq yg aaww HAHA


along jiha aku

Saturday, June 12, 2010

MJ 12

malam tu mmg giga sejuk.
tera gigil.
dh deal dgn wafiqah(bedmate)
nak dgr MJ 12(misteri jam 12).

dgr kat radio je. tapi radio singapore.
memandangkan stf dekat dgn sg,
maka sesedap manggis la dpt siaran.

tepat pukul 12,
intro mmg gaban seraam.
aku dh jerit jerit.
wafiqah senyap je.
tak taula maybe wafiqah yg berani
atau aku yg mmg sebenarnya pengecut.

cerita start. DJ KC nama dia.
best la jugaak dia ceritaa.
time tu dh lights off.
juniors sah2 la dh tdo.
tgl aku n wafiqah je yg bangang2 sanggup tk tdo
lg sbb nk dgr MJ12.

tgh syok2 dgr, ttbe mmg ade part seram gila
tahap tak ingat.
aku jerit sekuat hati.
tapi wafiqah senyap je.
aku pandang dia...

SHIT. dh tdo mangkuk ni.
patut statik.
taulaa weather sejuk.
hampeh punya kawan.

lepastu esoknya mmg wafiqah kene maki ngan akuu
HAHAHA.

motif: nk kasi tau yg act aku ni berani jugak
dgr cerita seram mlm2 sorg2.
motif2: saje nak kasi tauu, prefect spt aku bawak mp3 g skola.
haha ampuunnn :D



congratulations sister!

di rumah nenenda ade kenduri kesyukuran. abid(adik gua) bawak surat dr rumah.

mama: along, tu ada surat! go and check.
along: ala maa, sabar la. malas. bukan surat ape ponn.
mama: hekele, tengok jelaa(mama gua mmg rock)
along: aduiii. ngengade a.
mama senyap malas nak layan.
seketika kemudiaaannnn,

along: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA! ALONG DAPAT TAWARAN MARAA! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:DDD

mama yg tgh bz tlg kemas2 umah nenek yg baru selesai kenduri terpinga2 kelam tapaham.

mama: hah? apa?tawaran apa?
along: maaaa, along dpt tawaran MARA maaa. dpt fly USA maaaaa. course yg along nak maaa.
mama: ya allah. ye ke along? (tinggalkan pinggan mangkuk jap)
along: ye ma ye ma(lompat lompat gedik)
mama: congratulation alongg,

lepas tu along mmg dh hilang ngan phne dia duk calling sahabat handai.

aku cek surat tu, ye along dpt fly USA. course yg mmg dia nk. ACTUARIAL SCIENCE. tp after a year kat UNITEN, then baru fly.

eh, ni nak kasi tau teah. aku cari phne, sekali tak jumpa, rupenye kat along dia duk call kawan dia gne phne aku, hampeh punya kakak. cred tade tapayah la gne cred akuu. nasib baik jiwa aku lembut time tu. hmm pape la along. yang penting kau mmg hebat. TAHNIAAAHH ye along. good luckkk :D



along and faiz

Thursday, June 10, 2010

NUR HANISAH IZZATI ABD HALIM:D



hey nisa,
ive been missing u
harder and harder.
hey my vampire,
hey my toothfairy :D

i love youu la my deaarrr.

nisa, i wont bother if u nk
teruskan dgn pencarian centaur
to drive u all the way u want.
coz i noe that ure still
KEBUDAK BUDAKAN
HAHAHA:D

to have you is just
to have my 2nd mom
ya know!

hani, addmath teacher, nisa,
IWAAAAFFFFYYOOUUUU:D






OMG MY DENTIST!

"hello, i wanna make an
appoinment to see dr. tasnaien.
oh, nurul atiqah mohd zan.
yes, she had come before.
3.30p.m?
yes alright, thanks a lot"
(kononkononnya mcm tu laa)

(dlm bilik doctor)
doc: yes atiqah, howwa u?
me: yes im fine doc.
doc: so, it's about to have an operation, right?
me: haa yaa yaah(dh tau lagi mau tanya!)
doc: so, we shud start at 3.40pm
me: ha alright.

(5minutes later)
doc: atiqah, ready?
me: pretty yes(heart pumps palpitately)

_____________________________

maka pembedahan terus dijalankan sehingga ke waktu yg tidak pasti.

sesampai di rumahh.

mama! sakit laaaaa, u said tak rase ape2.
haiyaaaaaa tahan leleh je time kene operate tauu!
bius pon time injection tu still
rase!

lantas aku asyik ditukargantikan saja
segala mcm benda dlm mulut.

maka, sahabat handai, jagalah tubuh badan gigi dan mulut anda.
jgn sampai ianya perlu dioperate.
kerana sesungguhnya,
perasaan anda akan tak tentu hala
dan kesakitan itu akan menyebabkan anda tak lalu makan!

:D



Wednesday, June 9, 2010

FORMSPRING

disebabkan ramai yang
selalu bertanyakan
tentang kewujudan
formspring aku,

(mungkin rindu atau mungkin juga saya wanted)

maka type la;
http://www.formspring.me/tiqaahebat

dapatkan saya segera!

kenapa?

kenapa?
kenapa kau demam?
kenapa kau flu?

semua disebabkan adinda ku
MUHAMMAD AMAR FAKRY!
kau nk demam n flu
sorg2 dhlaa,
tapayah jemput org lain join.
haiyaa,
"TITI TAK ATE, WENG"

SORRY AMARR, ly:D

maka dgn ini dimaklumkan bahawa:
AKU DEMAM N FLU TAHAP GIGA
TAK SELESA.
terima kasih;p

Sunday, June 6, 2010

2010, 6th OF JUNE

peeps.
hello hye hei.
yeah yeah my birthday.
thnks fr the wishers.
have just shown that ya all
do remember me.
love ya all .
bye :D